new gc because three certain seijoh boys wanted to be part of our little friend group and no ones renaming it yet
8:49 pm

makki
THE AUDACITY

mattsun
THE AUDACITY
WAIT WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

makki
Y/N DIDNT SIGN MY ABS

y/n
whoops
my bad

kenma
the amount of sarcasm in those three words is astronomical

makki
MY Y/N SIGNATURE IS GONE

y/n
stop yelliNG AT ME
FUCK THE CAPS LOCK DIDNT WORK

makki
BUT MY AUTOGRAPH

y/n
ITS NOT LIKE WE LIVE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE
ILL SIGN IT AGAIN WHEN I SEE YOU

iwaizumi
plz help
he's been complaining about it ever since

oikawa
y/n baaaaaby
when are you coming baaaack

tendou
never 👹
she's staying w me forever

mattsun
that's evil
gatekeeping y/n 🙄✋

y/n
i'm about to break my neck

iwaizumi
WHAT

tendou
she's hanging out of the tree with her head hanging out of it

y/n
if semi or tendou or kawanishi pushes me off i'm done for and can say hi to rose and jack from titanic
maybe i can be their friends

atsumu
you could be in a poly relationship w them

mattsun
NO
SHES OURS

tendou
NO SHES MINE

iwaizumi
no

y/n
no
i am forever loyal to iwaizumi's dog
he already knows my whole life story

iwaizumi
oh for fucks sake

y/n
haru ❤️
my precious baby boy

mattsun
imagine having your own dog being picked before you

makki
@iwaizumi

iwaizumi
shut up

tendou
y/n i'm still ur best friend right

y/n
yes
if you don't push me off

tendou
tempting but okay
i wont
i'm still her #1

konoha
*insert spongebob's voice*

kenma
b-but we were supposed to be best friends forever ☹️

atsumu
whoooooo

noya
LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

bokuto
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

tendou
y/nnn
ushijima said we have to get down before we fall and die

y/n
tell him i said no

oikawa
aren't you guys in the same place-

y/n
it's too much effort yelling at him

tendou
yet you're chugging down your drink in less than 10 seconds

y/n
it's just juice

tendou
YOU TOOK TWO SHOTS EARLIER

makki
WHOA WHOA
UR TAKING SHOTS?

y/n
vodka :D

kenma
watch her fall out of the tree lol

y/n
watch me die lol

iwaizumi
i think the fuck not

y/n
🙂
watch me injure myself lol

iwaizumi
how about getting down safely?

y/n
where's the fun in that?

iwaizumi
at least you'll be safe

oikawa
his protective side is coming out

makki
run

mattsun
byeeeeeeeeeeee
y/n don't dieeee

konoha
AYO THAT RHYMED

bokuto
mattsun's a poet now

y/n
he's the new mark twain

iwaizumi
poet baby
not author

y/n
same thing

oikawa
ahem
are we just going to-

bokuto
i've tried pointing out them being cute in mattun's comment and no one noticed
so
dont try it

noya
who the hell is mark twain 😀

konoha
some author dude

tendou
mattsun can be the new poet

y/n
mattsun can u write me a poem

mattsun
i did

y/n
another one

mattsun
an autograph for a poem

y/n
𝔂/𝓷
take it or leave it

mattsun
no thank you
i've run out of my creative juices

konoha
yeah cuz he's juices have been somewhere else-
or someone-

makki
i'm gonna leave now-

atsumu
o

mattsun
oh
my moms calling me

y/n
what a stupid excuse

iwaizumi
aren't you the one who said you had to walk your fish

y/n
do you find comfort in exposing me or-

iwaizumi
i'm just saying

y/n
well inside bai/&492'l

kenma
she fall out of the tree?

tendou
hi
it's y/n
my phone fell
it landed on ushi
it's normal at this point
just
🌳🏠
📱
🧑 "ow"

oikawa
someone take her emojis away from her

noya
NO
it's entering
ENTERTAINING*

tendou
i think tendou fell
oh yeah
he did
like four feet

y/n
y/n get your ass down here
drag semi with you

tendou
jeez okay

iwaizumi
dont fall

tendou
yes thank you dad for your concern

iwaizumi
it's so weird seeing that coming from tendou's contact name

tendou
hold on

y/n
miss girl just fell the last step
stfu tendou
anyway
yes thank you dad for your concern that i didn't bother listening to

iwaizumi
damn so are the daddy days over

oikawa
iwachan you're daddy kink is rlly showing

iwaizumi
shut up trashykawa

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guys when i try to type fuck i sometimes type dick on accident bc the letters are next to each other and it's funny to me for some reason-