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~ two years later ~

you were sitting on the bed while hajime was in the shower. you had a box in your hands and were rethinking your idea.

it wouldn't be too late to throw it off the balcony.

then hajime walked out with a towel around his waist and your mind got sidetracked. there were water droplets trailing down his chest and disappeared when they reached the towel.

"you're staring." he pointed out as if you didn't know that you were.

"i know." you dropped your gaze down onto the box when he pulled a pair of boxers and sweatpants on, forgetting about a shirt.

"what's in the box?" he walked over to the bed and sat down next to you. you just groaned and dropped facedown onto the mattress, trying to find the blanket to throw over yourself.

haru and ollie came running through the bedroom door before running back out. ollie was the one chasing after the bigger dog despite his size.

"come on." hajime's hand landed on your thigh. "what's inside?"

inside me? nothing, just a baby. our baby.

"here." you held out the box and turned to the side so you could watch his reaction. he took the box into his hand and you were suddenly more interested in his hands.

one hand had his wedding ring and the other had the dino ring. your hands were the same.

hajime tore off the lid of the box and you had covered the actual surprise with tissue paper. when that was all out of the way, he stared down at the box.

"surprise." you mumbled into the mattress and finally got a hold of the blanket to throw over yourself. you stayed under the blanket while hajime continued looking down at the box in shock.

when he finally got over his shock of your gift, he lifted up the blanket and looked down at you. "you're... pregnant." he placed the box with the pregnancy stick onto the bedside table.

"did you not see the stick?"

"i saw the stick." he raised you up so you were now sitting.

"our kid is in there." you poked your stomach and looked over to hajime who was looking down at your stomach. "it's weird. some day i'm gonna have to pop out this baby after it's been inside me for nine months."

"yeah, but it's our baby." he leaned closer to you and kissed your forehead. "now i have to take even more care of you."

"can you carry me everywhere?"

"if i must."

"then take me to the kitchen." you raised your arms up and hajime shook his head with a smile before standing up with you in his arms. "we should probably tell your parents and our friends."

"let's just keep this our little secret for now. everyone is going to be surrounding you. i don't want people taking you away from me." you wrapped your arms around his neck and leaned your head against his chest.

hajime let you down in the kitchen and you sat down next to ollie who was drinking water out of his water bowl. "fine, i'm telling the dogs though." you picked ollie up and placed him into your lap.

haru quickly made his way over to you, wanting as much attention as ollie was getting. hajime poured himself a cup of coffee while watching you talk to the dogs.

"hey." his foot nudged your lower back. you leaned back to look at him and let the two dogs go back to running around. "i was thinking something."

"uh huh."

"we should move." you stood up and started thinking about his idea. "this apartment is nice and i love it and everything but it's a bit small for two adults, two dogs, and a baby."

"it is." you nodded and looked down at the coffee cup, wondering if you could drink it.

"and it would be pretty cool for our baby to have a nursery and playroom and all that. and our own house for friends and family to come over without feeling cramped and having to travel six stories of stairs."

"so, house shopping is on our list. ooo, should we go shopping for baby clothes? do you see how cute those little baby onesies are? and not to mention the baby shoes. they're so tiny and adorable."

"how about we make an actual to-do list?" hajime tapped his finger against the side of your head.

"should be prioritize telling everyone?"

"probably."

"they'll be offended if we don't tell them soon."

"they won't."

"oh no, they definitely will be."

ostrichkawa supremacy 2.0
2:43 a.m

y/n
hello hello

bokuto
HEY HEY HEY

y/n
everyone get in here
i have breaking news

konoha
KONOHA IS HERE

kenma
hey

atsumu
HI SUNSHINE

tendou
HELLO FRIENDS

noya
HIIII

iwaizumi
i'm not even surprised you guys are all up

atsumu
hey dude, you're up too

y/n
IS EVERYONE HERE?

noya
we're missing the seijoh three

mattsun
we are not late.

makki
we were here the whole time
don't know what ur talking abt

oikawa
i need sleep

y/n
sleep later
THIS IS IMPORTANT

konoha

yk im a little scared

y/n
don't be
i have the best news ever
wait
i need to

y/n added semi to the chat

y/n
okay now we can begin

semi
ostrichkawa?

iwaizumi

semi
oh..
okay

y/n
IS EVERYONE READY FOR THE NEWS??

kenma
we've been waiting

bokuto
YEAHHHH

y/n
wait hajime
how do i explain this

iwaizumi
give me your phone

tendou
what do u think is happening rn

atsumu
i don't know if i want to know

y/n
OKAY

noya
GIVE US THE NEWS

y/n
haha guys guess what
i'm pregnant ๐Ÿคฐ
semi ur gonna be an uncle ๐Ÿฅธ

y/n left the chat

oikawa

WHAT

makki
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

atsumu
A BABY

noya
the results of boom boom segsy time

tendou
i call being the favorite uncle

semi
i'm actually related to her
i'm uncle by blood

tendou
stfu i already claimed the title
back off

bokuto
A LITTLE IWAIZUMI AND Y/n

kenma
their little spawn

konoha
iwaizumi are you going to add ur wife back into the chat so we can express our happiness to her
it's not the same w just u here

iwaizumi
she told me to give her two minutes before adding her back

atsumu
whipped

iwaizumi added y/n to the chat

y/n
so

bokuto
CONGRATS ๐ŸŽ‰ ๐ŸŽ‰

noya
UR PREGNANT W A KID

atsumu
A LITTLE SUNSHINE

konoha
THE FIRST BABY OF THIS GC

mattsun
do u guys want a girl or boy

y/n
boy

iwaizumi

girl

makki
oh no
their first marriage conflictย 

y/n
i want a mini hajime
imagine how cute that would be

oikawa
HAVE ANOTHER BABY

konoha
their first kid isnt even born yet ๐Ÿ˜ญ
give them time

noya
a six month waiting period before they can do boom boom segsy time again after the birth of child #1
i think

atsumu
iwaizumi will probably have an alarm set on his phone counting down the days for those six months

tendou
okay so if i can't be an uncle
can i be godfather

semi
we left to have a conversation on our own
i shall become the favorite uncle.

iwaizumi
imagine if my kid doesn't choose you as the favorite

y/n
i would laudable:$$/

iwaizumi
she fell asleep

konoha
sleeping for two now

noya
isn't it supposed to be eating for two

konoha
whatever

~~~

"i want a divorce."

"sure you do." hajime was laying next to you and pulled you closer to him while you buried your head into your pillow.

"i'm serious."

"okay." one of his hands was rubbing against your back while the other was softly drawing circles on your stomach.

once the pain wore off you went to wash your face and get freshened up while hajime went to cook breakfast.

his back was towards you when you walked out and you walked over to him. your arms wrapped around his waist and your forehead resting on his firm back.

"i love you." you sighed and you could feel him laughing from where you were.

"don't want to divorce me anymore?"

"never. don't let me do that." you shook your head and felt him turn around so now you were leaning into his chest.

"i won't." hajime reached for the plate and tore a piece of waffle off of it. "open." you opened your mouth and he fed you the little piece.

ollie and haru appeared at your feet when they saw the food and started jumping onto your leg.

"hey." hajime looked down at the dogs. "down."

"two dogs aren't going to knock me off balance." you reached behind hajime and grabbed another piece of the waffle.

"not taking chances."

~~~

"throw it away." you eyed the envelope that hajime had in his hand after your appointment at the doctor.

"are you sure you don't wanna know the gender." he asked and waved the envelope in front of your face.

"no."

"okay." he folded it up and stuck it into a compartment in his car. "i'm still not throwing it out."

"imagine if it was a boy. i'd be growing a little dick growing inside me." you looked over to hajime who paused halfway to putting the envelope away and gave you a "what the fuck" look.

"i'll never understood what happens in your mind." he said and threw the envelope inside.

"do you want me to stop saying the first thing on my mind?" you asked and glanced behind you when he moved his hand so it was behind your headrest.

"no. they're entertaining." he pulled you closer to him and kissed you, his hand moving down to hold your face. "never change that."

when he pulled away to start driving you were stuck with a smile on your face and pressed your cheek against the seat to watch him.

"what?" hajime noticed you staring at him.

"you're pretty to look at." you saw the slight blush make its way to his face.

"thank you."

"i hope our baby is as pretty as you." your hand went onto your stomach like it always did when you mentioned the baby.

"our baby will be the cutest. both our genes? there's no way that the baby won't be cute." hajime always took a few seconds to prepare himself before he drove in the car with you.

"except not when they're first born." you said. "no offense, but they do not look good when they're first born. after they're cleaned up though."

"don't insult babies."

"i'm not insulting our baby and that's all that matters."

~~~

"this baby is ripping me into shreds." you clasped hajime's hand while screwing your eyes shut. "i regret ever saying i wanted a kid."

"don't say that." hajime was perched on the side of your hospital bed while you were squeezing his hand to the point where he couldn't feel it anymore.

"you try this whole pregnancy thing." you groaned and slumped back against the pillows. "is atsumu here? he promised me a donut."

"you invited atsumu?"

"i invited the whole groupchat."

"of course you did."

after a few hours of waiting and pain and atsumu bringing you a donut, it was time.

( AFTER BIRTH )

"iwaizumi hiro." you stared at the baby in the cart next to the you. you were too scared to pick him up and hajime's hands were physically shaking so he couldn't. "ha, it's a boy."

"i want a girl next." he said and sat down in the chair next to the cart while he looked down at the baby boy.

"what if i never give birth to a girl?" you asked and tried to sit up against the pillows. hajime tore his eyes away from hiro to look at you.

"would you hate me if i keep getting you pregnant until we get a girl?" he grinned and you shook your head at him.

"you're insane."

"i'm planning out a family." he said and looked back down at hiro. his finger gently stroked against the soft cheek of his tiny face. "our family."

~~~

"is he sleeping?" you were standing over hiro's crib while he slept. you put him into a baby blue onesie with pastel yellow ducks that bokuto gave you.

"of course he's sleeping." hajime was cleaning up the room and keeping an eye on you and hiro at the same time.

"are you sure?" you haven't taken your eyes off hiro since you set him down.

"he's breathing isn't it?" hajime stood up and walked over to you. he peered into the crib and looked down at his son.

"he's so still."

"here." hajime reached into the crib and lightly tugged on hiro's hand. you both waited for movement from him. a few seconds later hiro's head turned to the side and you let out a breath of relief.

then he started crying.

"i didn't want you to wake him up." you hurriedly went to pick him up and he seemed to stop crying once he was in your arms.

hiro surprisingly didn't cry that much. he was just big on attention. whenever you set him down in his crib when he was awake, he would start crying and then stop once he was picked up again.

hajime didn't seem to mind. whenever you were busy, hiro would he in hajime's arms and would be walked around the apartment with ollie and haru in tow.

you two were still searching for a house but hajime was set on finding one within the year since he wasn't fond on the idea of living on the sixth floor.

every time you held hiro, hajime would look at you with an expression on his face of pure love and awe.

you let hiro back down in his crib and continued to look down at him. hajime wrapped his arm around your waist while looking at at hiro with you, his lips against your forehead.

"i say we make a pretty cute baby." he said.

"we did."

"we would make a pretty cute girl too."

"stop it!" you pushed him away. "hiro was just born a week ago. you're not allowed to get me pregnant again." you protectively covered your stomach. "at least not for a while."

"but we are getting a daughter one day."

you kicked him out of the apartment for a few hours.

~~~
remember when i copied and pasted the bee movie script last year for april fools. i unpublished that chapter but apparently it took two hours to read

in honor of hiro front fruits basket <3
i'm so excited to write abt their kids

get ready for the dilf iwa content ๐Ÿ’ช

there's no ostrich emoji ๐Ÿ˜•


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