we're all insane ESPECIALLY y/n
2:24 a.m.

kenma
hello

iwaizumi
go to sleep

bokuto
HEY HEY HEY
U GUYS ARE STILL UP?

atsumu
there's a monster under my bed
oh wait
it's osamu

konoha
LMAO

iwaizumi
goodnight

y/n
HELLOOOO

iwaizumi
hi

noya
HEY

tendou
HIIIIIIIII

konoha
why are we all awake-

kenma
i need someone to play minecraft with

y/n
ME

kenma
no

y/nWHY

kenma
you always fall off the bridge while building it when we play bed wars

y/n
it's not my fault

kenma
and you accidently giving the
other teams diamonds and
emeralds team when you try
to hit them with your sword

noya
HOW DOES ONE EVEN DO THAT-

y/n
KENMA
THAT HAPPENED ONCE
AND WE WON THAT GAME ANYWAY

konoha
ur better off playing roblox

y/n
but i like minecraft 😔

iwaizumi
istg if you guys make her
emotional at 2 in the morning-

noya
protective bf tingz

tendou
its no longer protective bsf tingz,
its now protective bf tingz 😭😭

konoha
#dhmu

bokuto
KENMA ILL PLAY MINECRAFT
WITH U

kenma
NO
UR WORSE THAN KURO

bokuto
😞

kenma
k fine y/n wanna join my server?

y/n
YES

kenma
okay

y/n
YAY THANK KENMAAAA

kenma
join the server already

atsumu
I WANNA PLAY TOO

noya
AND ME

bokuto
im too sad to play 😔

konoha added akaashi keiji to the chat

akaashi
why are all of you even awake?

y/n
WHO ARE U

akaashi
akaashi keiji, setter, second year
who are you

y/n
l/n y/n, shiratorizawa boys
volleyball manager, second year

akaashi
nice to meet you
now why am i here?

konoha
bokuto's in his emo mode

akaashi
hello bokuto

bokuto
AKAASHI

HI

konoha
anddddd hes back

akaashi
that's nice

akaashi left the chat

y/n
OH SHIT
KENMA THERES A WITCH
IM GOING BACK TO THE CAVE

atsumu
PUSSY

y/n
YOU GO KILL IT THEN

atsumu
NO WAY
THOSE THINGS ARE SCARY AF
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ENDERMEN

y/n
low-key hot ngl

iwaizumi
i already killed it
youre welcome

y/n
UR IN THE SERVER??
OMG U ARE
WAIT DO U SEE ME
IM RUNNING TOWARDS U

iwaizumi
uh huh
oh
you just fell down a raven
ill get your stuff

bokuto
HAHAHAHA

tendou
BOKUTO U JUST GOT SHOT BY A SKELETON

atsumu
Y/N DO U WNAT TO LIVE IN MY HOUSE?

tendou
EWWWW ITS A HOUSE MADE OF DIRT
DISGUSTING

atsumu
AT LEAST I HAVE A HOUSE

tendou
PLEASE
MINE IS MADE OF WOOD 😎

konoha
I GOT US ALL BEDS
I ONLY HAVE YELLOW BLUE RED AND WHITE

y/n
I WANT RED

kenma
red

iwaizumi
blue

noya
YELLOW

bokuto
YELLOW

atsumu
YELLOW

tendou
RED

konoha
poor white bed
no one wants it

noya
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
IWAIZUMI-SAN AND Y/N HAS
THEIR BEDS NEXT TO EACH OTHERS

bokuto
AWWWWWW
SOMEONE PUT THEIR
BED NEXT TO MINE

konoha
I GOT U BRO

noya
IM SLEEPING NEXT TO THIS
BIRTH TREE I FOUND

y/n
BIRTH TREE

noya
I MEANT BIRCH

kenma
WHOS NOT FUCKING SLEEPING?

tendou
I FOUND A WOLF
I NEED BONES

y/n
WHERE R THE WOLVES

tendou
ACROSS THE LAKE

y/n
BRB GONNA GO FIGHT A BUNCH OF SKELETONS

iwaizumi
shes gonna die

y/n
I FORGOT IM IN 4 HEARTS
IWA HELP

atsumu
its like watching a comedy show
oh y/n actually survived

kenma
can we just go to sleep so the day will come-

tendou
I GOT TWO DOGS

y/n
okay sleep time

kenma
that's what ive been saying-

atsumu
Y/N WHERE ARE U?

y/n
literally right behind u-

atsumu
OH
ANYWAY
HERE

y/n
AW THANKS

bokuto
WHAT HAPPENED

konoha
HE GAVE HER A FLOWER

tendou
wait-
why are we texting instead of just calling-

y/n
wait

kenma
but that would require me to speak-

y/n
pleaseeeeee

noya
pretty pleaseeee

bokuto
with a cherry on topppp

kenma
fine

y/n
YAY

noya
YAY

bokuto
YAY

iwaizumi
pick up the call already you three

"Sorry! We were busy celebrating to notice there was even a call!" Noya said once you joined the call.

"Whoa! No one said it would be a facetime call!" You shouted and got shushed by your roommate. "Oh bitch shut up, you bought a guy here and fucked him and I can't be on a call with my friends at two in the morning?" You snapped and then looked back at your phone at evereyone's faces. Except Kenma who had his camera facing the ceiling.

"Sister snapped." Atsumu said and then screamed. "CREEPER!"

"OH SHIT!" Konoha shouted and went to go kill it. "IT BLEW UP ATSUMU'S DIRT HOUSE."

"That thing was ugly anyway." Iwaizumi said and made Tendou laugh.

"It was not!" Atsumu argued.

"Tsumu, it was made of dirt." You said and went off to follow Tendou.

"AH! SHE CALLED ME TSUMU!"

"You're like Tanaka and Kiyoko." Noya said and threw you some food.

"Oh and you aren't like that?" Kenma said for the first time.

"TENDOU!" You shouted. "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HIT ME?"

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO Y/N!"

"SIT YOUR DOGS DOWN BEFORE THEY KILL ME! AND IWA ISN'T HERE TO GET MY STUFF!" You said and ran the away from him.

"OKAY OKAY!" Tendou managed to get his dogs to sit and you were on 7 hearts. "You good?"

"Seven hearts." You answered and ran back to the base where everyone was staying.

"HEY HEY HEY! I GOT STEAK!" Bokuto said and started throwing it at everyone.

"Someone start a farm." Kenma said before muting himself again.

"Konohaaaa, start a farm." Tendou sang and walked his dogs over to his bed.

"Noya! Wanna go into a cave I found?" You asked.

"Let's go!"

"You two are gonna get lost." Iwaizumi mumbled as you two ran off.

"We won't. Gee, put a little faith in us Iwa." You said and made a couple torches before going into the cave. "Noyaaa, don't get us lost."

"Pfft I won't."

"........"

"NOYA WHERE ARE WE?" You exclaimed.

"They're actually lost aren't they?" Iwaizumi sighed and you heard him typing on his keyboard.

"Yep, let's go to sleep!" Tendou said and ran to his bed after feeding his two dogs, making them breed and have a puppy. "If only y/n were here to see this."

"Just die or something." Kenma said.

"BUT WE FOUND GOLD." Noya said and threw the gold ore at you.

"And this is why we don't let them go into caves alone." Atumu said and punched Konoha.

"Dude what was that for?" He asked and punched Atsumu back. They continued that until Atsumu died.

"So like none of you gonna come down here and save us?" You asked and ran around Noya.

"Nope."

"No."

"I just died."

"Have fun."

"Nah."

"You'll die eventually."

"Wow thanks." You said sarcastically and started to retrace your steps. Noya was following behind you and occasionally hit you on accident. After five minutes of dead ends and near death experiences you two made it back to the base somewhat safely.

"WE'RE ALIVE!" Noya shouted and put the gold ore in the furnace.

"Yeah no thanks to you." You said to him and added your gold ore to the furnace. You went towards the direction of where you put your bed and saw that Iwaizumi put a wooden plank next to your bed with a flower pot on it and had a sign with your name on it. "IWA DID YOU MAKE THIS FOR ME?"

"Mhm. So you could put your flower there since you'll die eventually and probably lose the flower." He said and sprinted over to you.

"THANK YOU!" You went over to the chest you two shared at looked for a sign. After getting one sign you ran to where Noya's bed was and then at the birch tree next to it. You put the sign on the trunk and typed something out.

birth tree