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Back at the Addams residence, Morticia was introducing Debbie to the rest of the Addams family.

"Now Debbie, have you met everyone?" Morticia asked.

"Morticia!" A voice called.

"Margret!" Morticia greeted.

The two women kissed each other's cheek.

"Margret, this is our bride to be." Morticia introduced.

Margret shook her hand. "Welcome to our family! I can't tell you what it's meant to me, joining the Addams Clan! Have you met my husband? Cousin It?"

Debbie gave her a confused look. "Cousin It?"

"We've been so happy!" Margret gushed. "And just as little Pubert arrived, we were blessed with our own little bundle of joy."

Margret lifted the lid off of a coffin-shaped baby carriage to reveal a baby that looked like a miniature version of Cousin It.

Debbie looked at the baby with shock and Margret looked over at her. "What."

"Oh, I didn't say anything." Debbie quickly said.

"No, that's the baby's nickname. 'What,' from the obstetrician." She explained.

"It's he precious?" Morticia cooed.

"We've had offers."

...

In another part of the house, Gomez was throwing Fester a bachelor party with all the other male Addams.

"For he's a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny!"

They sang, and after the song, they cheered for Fester.

"You guys are the best bunch of friends a fella could hope for. What a party!" Fester praised.

"And now...for the pièce de résistance!" Gomez gestured to Lurch who rolled a giant cake over to the middle of the room. "Ta-da!"

Everyone waited for a moment, but nothing happened.

"Ta-da!" Gomez shouted again. Still nothing.

Gomez walked over, and opened the top of the cake and looked inside, before turning solemn.

"That poor girl. Lurch, was she in there before you baked?" He asked.

Lurch looked down in guilt, and Gomez put the cake cover back on.

"C'est la vie!" Gomez announced in a carefree voice, and the whole room laughed.

...

Back at camp, Wednesday and (Y/n) had arranged to meet up with Joel in the infirmary.

"Where are you?" (Y/n) whispered.

"Over here!" Joel whispered back.

"Where?"

"By the skeleton."

The three of them met up by the skeleton, and looked at each other.

"I got your message inside my cutlet." Joel told them.

"We need to ask you something. Do you believe in the existence of evil?" Wednesday asked.

"Well, did you meet my mom?" Joel joked.

"My Uncle Fester's about to get married. To a woman in a white uniform."

"A radiologist." Joel guessed.

"A Nanny actually. We have to go to the wedding. We have a pass, would you like to come? I thought it might be nice for you to get away from here for a while." (Y/n) explained.

"You mean like...on a date?"

"No!" Wednesday snapped.

"I'd love too." Joel responded.

...

At the Addams residence, all the guests had arrived and the ceremony was being held outside. Lurch was playing the organ, and everyone watched as Wednesday and (Y/n) walked down the aisle with their arms linked. Wednesday was wearing a black suit and (Y/n) was wearing a tight black dress that reached down to the floor.

(Y/n) held a basket of flowers in the hand that was linked with Wednesday's and used the other to scatter them down the aisle.

Pugsley walked behind them carrying a pillow with Thing on it holding the rings.

In the crowd, Joel and Lumpy Addams were sitting in the aisle seats and they kept staring at (Y/n). Wednesday noticed this and glared at them, and they immediately averted their gaze.

Once they made it to the end of the aisle, Lurch started playing 'Here Comes the Bride' and Debbie stood at the end of the aisle wearing a beautiful white dress.

Cousin It was acting as the pastor and spoke in gibberish and gestured to Fester.

"I, Fester Addams, do hereby declare my unending love...I will worship you forever! I will devote my every waking moment...to your happiness alone. Henceforth, I am your eternal...and helpless slave." Fester sobbed.

Debbie looked at him strangely for a moment before speaking. "Nice...Ditto." She shrugged.

...

The crowd all gathered at the front door to see Debbie and Fester off to their honeymoon. A car pulled up that had cans tied to the back of it as well as a dead body.

Gomez opened the car door for them. "You're going to have a wonderful life together."

"Yes I am." Debbie replied smugly.

She went to get into the car but Fester stopped her. "Darling, let's see who's the next happy bride."

Debbie rolled her eyes, but tossed her bouquet over her shoulder. A bunch of woman dove after the bouquet and when they all dispersed (Y/n) was the one holding it.

Her eyes widened in shock, and some of the younger Addams men smirked and started to approach her.

Wednesday quickly rushed forward and scooped her up into his arms bridal style, and sped off.

Debbie and Fester climbed into the car, and Gomez closed the door, as the rest of the family cheered for them.

The car drove away, the dead body dragging behind it as everyone waved them off.

...

Wednesday brought (Y/n) over to the graveyard and sat down on a stone bench with her in his lap.

(Y/n) noticed that he looked very annoyed. "Wednesday, are you alright?" She asked.

"No! Can you believe those men? They thought they actually had a chance with you. As if you'd ever marry them!" He scoffed.

"You're right. I wouldn't want to marry them." She agreed.

"Exactly! If you were to marry anyone, you should marry me!" He grumbled.

(Y/n) looked at him with surprise. "Really? You'd want to marry me?"

Wednesday looked down awkwardly. "Maybe...someday...in the future." He shrugged.

(Y/n) smiled and placed a kiss on his lips. "I'd like that."

"Really?" He asked in shock.

She nodded, and Wednesday smiled and pulled her in for another kiss. (Y/n) wrapped her arms around his neck, and he wrapped his around her waist.

Wednesday took her lip in between his teeth and bit making (Y/n) gasp. Wednesday chuckled at her reaction and began kissing behind her ear. He nibbled and sucked on her skin all the way down to the base of her shoulder.

"Wednesday, you're gonna leave marks!" (Y/n) whined.

"I know. Now everyone will know that your mine." He growled in her ear, before capturing her lips once again before she could protest.

(Y/n) just rolled her eyes at her boyfriends possessiveness but carried on kissing him anyway. She might have scolded him for leaving marks, but they both knew she didn't really mind.

"I love you, ma précieuse." Wednesday told her.

"I love you too Wednesday."

Wednesday smiled and the two continued to kiss under the moonlit night.

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