Chapter 1 - Probably a stick in the 'Mud

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"MIA!" She creamed out into her phone, not caring if people were watching as her self-being is much more important, not even worrying that the only cab she just left was the last amount of money she carried, which would sole blatantly meant that she doesn't have the money it takes to ride home. Which would mean it'd take her two little tiny legs 2 hours to walk back home.

"You said this was a mall to buy dresses, and you aren't even here, and what is this place!" She screamed furiously into her phone, blaming her friend for inviting her to the ridiculously named mall. Which so happens to be a Ball.

Held by royals.

"Oh, relax, it's just a bunch if Royals helding the prom royal party. You'll know if you go inside, oh and save me a cherry chrochem muffin would you."

It wasn't even a question.
Her mind said.

"Are you crazy you freezy old woman, you better get down here-"

"Oh I'm not coming down there I'm having tea with my boyfriend. You know how British Islandic people are. Haha."

It seems to me that she was laughing at my blatant stupid brain to believe in a lie.

"You better get down here-"

"Oh, relax, you can just come on home if you don't like the place. They have a rental dress in the front room, so people commoners like you could rent if you're not a royal born."

That sounded like a sneer to my head.

"I DON'T have any money." She spoke loudly, "And if you don't get down here it'll be the last thing you do before-"

"Oh Hey, Ava. What's up?"

"Don't you dare hand your phone over to your boyfriend you little frizzy red-headed almost adult female..!"

She insulted which she realized a second later that she just said that out loud and that now people are staring at her.

"Oh. Just come into the mall and if you don't like the party just come go home." She heard her friend say echoing through her room, from the other side off the phone.

"That's what she said."

"I hate you for having a boyfriend." I replied, nothing else to say to the so-cool newly found boyfriend after her college graduation.

"Good luck. Cheers." The curly straight man said before ending the call, leaving her on the cold sidewalk of a strange lane with nothing but a brown shirt, green skirt and pennies on both sides of her pockets, which she statedly sounded out it would be best to be even and balanced. Which she would probably say that she'd watched too many Disney movies.

She sighed, tapping on a stranger's shoulder for support. "Excuse me, do-"

"Get off, commoner."

"I am getting off." She muttered sadly as she curled herself up with shoulder pads beneath her palms. Which she would probably should wear gloves since she's going to the mall and it's a custom that it's a cold weather outside. Strangely, the mall doesn't have snow on the ground nor up in the ceilings.

She plainly see-sighted the building. Tall and triangled, typical of a castle similar to Rapunzel's castle.

Or maybe not. As she saw the big Teddy bear sit frozen in front of the large clock plastered at the center. Like Big Ben.

She looked down and walked her way inside. Only to find a white stand carton that said, "Only attractive people of persuasion should able to be allowed inside of this building. Period."

She started sneeringly at the poster. The man wasn't even that handsome. The word echoed in her head. But nonetheless, she made her way to the stand table, just noticing the light golden light shining down on her like she's on some sort of red carpet. Which she would always chuckle as actresses- trained and experienced- would trip and fall on the lane and on their shoes or trip on someone else. By mistake. Which is a tragedy.

Did she just hear a donkey sound, her mind sounded out which made her eyes wides shot open as she witnessed the carriage of a donkey puller by the side of a sidewalk just inches in front of her. Well, just three steps apart. She's just exaggerating.

The song of Barbie and the 12 Princesses sang on the carriage which made her form a double chin at the ridiculousness of the moment and the 2 combination. A royal singing Barbie and pulled around by a donkey? Nothinf could get even worse.

She was glad that the man who stepped down on the carriage was handsome. Good-looking, green eyes which sparkles under the moon light, tuzedo and a red bow. Not to mention her favorite flower of a white lily on his right pocket, well, left pocket on his perspective. The ring in her heart rang as the woman, or lady, who stepped down was horrifying, to her horror, something bloody grotesque which just came out of a physically chronic illness of Halloween Disaster show- 2.

The woman was smiling, wearing one of those slutty, on one of the worst attires you could wear on your wedding day, or a Ball party of royals. It rang in her head, wishing they wouldn't hear her mind speaking around.

The woman looked to her and she jolted. She was pretty, if only the millipede eyelashes, red blush and orange glitter eyeshadows were removed, which were probably expensive and would take years for her to save before buying those appliances, -she would look like an amoeba of young Cinderella with her prince charming.

Did she say amoeba?

Wait that was Cinderella 2. Her mind quickly brought out. After the amoeba thing.

Yes, I am the Narrator, and I am writing this to show you-

"Oh!"

She fell, got ran over by a dirty wagon which made her butt fall first to the ground covered with dirty mud, which made her grimace at the man with a black hat who doesn't seem guilty, which made Ave curse the little island in the secrecy of her mind.

She marched up and brushed off the front of the hem of her skirt and marched into the mall.

The Narrator was sad that she wasn't finished with her rage and outfit of emotional outburst, but the narrator saw that she was about to encounter and chatter with a man whom she presented was decent, smart and wealthy enough to support Ave.

The narrator didn't say much but she saw the mud hole circle that dented on her butt, precisely on the middle as she fell on the ground, made itself present when she turned around and walked away her butt jiggling side to side.

Well, things could happen and this is the story of Ave's royal pain in the Ball.


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