"I want to get a divorce"

Hisoka said releasing you from his embrace

You turned around to face his now cold and serious face and grab both of his shoulders

"Y-you're kidding, right?!"

"You should know better, what my face looks like when I'm serious and when I'm joking."

You start to whimper and tears are on the verge of falling

"..You see... (Y/N)... I'm leaving you for another woman. Her name is..."

You gulped down as you heard your heart start to shatter

Hisoka then talked but you can't hear it because of your sobbing. But from his Mouth's movement, it seems to be

'I-LU-MI'

So his new girlfriend is called Ilumi. You slumped down as your legs have no strength anymore and then you start to grab Hisoka's leg and cried harder...

Until, it hit you.

Ilumi?
Did he mean Ilumi........

THAT ILLUMI?!

WHAT THE HELL
ILLUMI'S NOT EVEN A GIRL

IS HE SECRETLY GAY ALL THIS TIME

IS HE ACTUALLY GOING OUT WITH ILLUMI ALL THIS TIME?!!!!

"Pfft!"

You heard a chuckle from above you and realized that Hisoka is playing a prank on you

"W-what are you laughing at...?" You sobbed at his feet

He helped you stand up and then brush off your tears

"Hey... Don't cry~ I'm just kidding" He said then he bumped his nose to your nose and gave you light kisses on your forehead, then the tip of your nose, and then both of your cheeks and lastly a deep kiss on your lips

"But still..." He said with his hand below his chin, striking 'The Thinker' pose
"I like you when you are broken like this more than when you are enjoying yourself on the bed~"

You nearly choked yourself to death when he said 'bed'

"Wwwwww-what do you mean?!"

"The crying and begging you, turns me on more than When we have sex" He carved a smile across his face while plotting something

"Ahh~ I know! I should make you cry and beg when we have sex. That way... Ahhh~! It's turning me on just by imagining it~"

What a big perv your husband is

You sigh and face palmed your face. And thought to yourself, how did you get close to red-head anyway?

《Flashback to 287th Hunter Exam》

You are number 405, the last person to come to the Hunter Exam

(F/N) (L/N)

You immediately joined Gon, Kurapika and Leorio, as they are also a rookie just like you.

You are (your age) years old, and this is the first time you are joining The Hunter Exam

"My name is Gon! Nice to meet you!" The black haired boy in green clothings cheered

"Ah, I'm Kurapika. And this is Leorio."
The Blonde boy bowed a little while the tall man that looks like a business man just let a 'yo' out of his mouth

"My name is (F/N) (L/N)! It's very nice to meet another rookie."

"(F/N)...?" A voice come from your behind suddenly calling you out

You turned around to see a man covered with Pins to stare at you with dead eyes.

"U-umm? Is... there anything I can do for you... sir?" You stuttered while you were weirded out by the person who just randomly called out your name and his company, a tall guy with pale skin and flaming red like fire hair.

"Hmm~? What's this? Gittarackur... are you actually that~?" The other guy with Red hair said with his sultry voice and flirtarious attitude.

You then realized what he meant. He meant 'that' as in 'gay'. For some reason, you are actually in a male clothings and is disguising as one.

"No... It seem like i got the wrong person" the needle man, called Gittarackur said and then left. Leaving the red head staring at you

"Wrong person~? I wonder what he mean by that~ Are you by the way, really really a boy?" The red head examined your body

"Y-yes! I do have small body! But please do not underestimate me because of my mere form!" You said trying to sound tough

"Well~ What ever..."
The red head left you and your friends and then left to the crowds and while on the way, it seems like he bumps to someone, or someone bumps to him, and caused a scene

"Ara~? How intriguing, his hands dissolved into pieces of tiny flowers~ Do take care. If you bump to someone, make sure you apologize first~"

The red hair man that just talked to you then left after dissolving someone's hand

"I wonder what was that about?" Gon stared at the red hair man in pure confusion

"That was number 44, Hisoka. He's quite dangerous. It'll be better if you didn't get to close to him" A fat man with a blue shirt came over to you, "The name's Tonpa. Are you guys rookies?"

"Well, practically yes. It's our first time joining Hunter Exam" Kurapika answered

"You guys must be thirsty..." Tonpa searched through his bag and pull out a few cand of Orange Juice, "Why don't we drink this to celebrate it?" He handed the cans to us one by one and we opened it

You drank the Juice before Gon interrupted

"Wait, Tonpa-san, I think the Juice is expired. It smells funny." Gon smelled the can and then Leorio spits out his juice

"Oy! Are you serious?! That was a close call!" Leorio sighed

"Eh??" You stared at them blankly
"I... drank all of it, though?" You said receiving 'eeehhh???!' From the others including Tonpa

"Err, well I was kinda thirsty, and i thought, uwaaa you're so tolerate to us rookies and... I kinda gulp it all down..." You explained while turning the can upside down to prove that the can is now empty

"Y-you! Open your clothes and lay down on your back!" Said Leorio suddenly

"O-o-o-open clothes?!" You got shocked as Kurapika and Gon helped you lay down on your back

"Well, If you don't want to open your clothes then, at least open it till your lower chest! I'll examine you!"
Leorio prepared his medical equipments

"W-wait, Examine?! I-i'm fine! It's not like I feel bad or something!" You stuttered flailing your hands on the air

"Are you sure you don't feel gulugurugrulu, (F/N)?" Gon said touching his stomach innocently

You shook your head

"Nnn! I feel okay!" You tried to get up

Kurapika tried to hold you down but then slipped and touched your chest but he immediately pulled his hands off your body

"Oh, sorry. But it does not hurt to get examined in case anything's wrong. And your chest... they're puffy?"

"AAAAAA! I-I-i-it's b-b-bandage!, yeah! Ba-bandage!"

"Bandage?"

"Ye-yeah! I got a huge scar that's not healed t-that's why i need lotsa bandage!"

"But the puffiness was beyond---" then Kurapika snapped and bowed, "I'm sorry"

It seems like he realized that you are a girl or something like that, so you panicked

But then some from the other side of the tunnel appeared. He got this weird thin moustache that curls around his face

Andddd... we started running after he explain something about Hunter Exam being deadly and blah blah blah...

You ran along side with Leorio and Kurapika

"R-running.... I'm not quite good about this..." you said panting

"Well, who would guess that Hunter Exam is about running!" Leorio yelled

Kurapika the glanced at you and you caught his eyes, he blushed and averted his gaze somewhere except your eyes

"H-huh? What's... wrong, Kurapika... Your face is.... red *pant* *pant* A... are you tired already? *pant*" Leorio smirked as he teased Kurapika

"I don't want to hear... that from someone that's breathing harder... from me *pant*..." Kurapika panted and then suddenly a boy with white hair skated through us

"O-OY! Don't underestimate Hunter Exam!" Leorio flailed his hand as in protest to the boy's action

'White hair...' you thought

"What? I'm not, though?" He asked slowing down to the same pace as us

"Th...is is Endu....rance Test, you... *pant* know *pant*! You... should get on your... feet and... *pant* run!"

"It's not though. What are you talking about, old man?" The boy skated faster and leveled up with Gon's pace

"W-what do you *pant* mean not *pant*! It's ob... *pant* ..vious!"
Leorio protested

"It's not, Leorio." The green clothed boy said to object Leorio's statement

"What... do you mean.... it's not?" You asked panting alongside Kurapika

"He, Satotz just asked us to follow him. That's all." Gon explained

"Well... that makes sense" Kurapika thought while running

"Hmmm.... How old are you?"

"Eh? I'm 12."

"I'm Killua" the white haired boy stopped his skateboard and start to run along with us

"I'm Gon!"

"Nee, Killua...." you asked

Killua turned to you tilting his head to one side signaling confusion

"Ah... My name is (F/N)."
He proceed with a nod

"Are you from Zoldyck family?"

Killua looked shocked for a while and then threw glares at you

"How did you know...?"

"Ahh... It seems like when it happens you haven't been born yet." You said ruffling through Killua's white hair

"Uhhh????" Killua got more and more confused as you showed him caring attitude

Then Satotz started to faster the pace but you and Leorio are already at the limit

Leorio stopped to catch his breath and slowly moving further from the group
As you saw that, you stopped too and catch your breath

"What? Did your stomach hurts, or what?" Leorio said stil gasping for air

"Oh, right. I completely forgot about that." You said calmly

You looked forward to see Gon and Killua waiting for both of you

"Gon, forget about them. Let's go before we lose the Examiner" Killua whispered

Then suddenly after a while, Leorio decided to strip and charge ahead

And with that settled, you took his suitcase and received a thanks from Gon as he was gonna take it with his fishing rod

~Time Skip to the End of the Tunnel~

You and the group managed to stay in the crowds. You are still panting for air as you noticed a creepy stare from Gittarackur and A wide grin from Hisoka

What's up with that?

"(F/N), It seems like you are being stared at. Is that okay?" Killua asked noticing your uneasiness

You nod confirming that you're okay with that

"Aren't you hot, (F/N)? Your clothes seem thick and you must have been sweating alot too." Gon asked innocently

"Aaaaaaah!" Suddenly Kurapika shreaked at Gon's question

"Hmm? What's up Kurapika?" Leorio stared at him with weird faces

"AAAA... I-it'ssss.... G-great weather out here... haha... Or something... haha..." Kurapika laughed awkwardly

While waiting for the next command from Satotz, you and Killua had a small talk

"(F/N)... I want to know how you figured out that I'm from Zoldyck... Are you one of Mom's spies?"

"Eehh? That woman's spy?" You shook your head and flailed your hands "I would prefer death over working under THAT woman!"

Killua looked down for a while. He seems thinking about something and he figured it

"Ah... I overheard about your name before... I'm sure it was my brother... Illumi, that said it in his sleep... I thought it was his girlfriend's name. But he couldn't have a girlfriend..." Killua looked at you

"Geh! Illumi called me in his sleep?!"

It unexpectedly disgusted you after hearing that

"Tell me. What is your relationship to my brother... to Zoldyck Family..."

"Ehem. I think even though i tell you, it would be quite unbelievable. I'm planning to tell you anyway, but the time's not now." You said ruffling his hair again