"Aren't I pretty, Moony?" Sirius asked as if surveyed himself in the mirror. 

Remus looked up, stunned. Sirius's usual black hair was replaced with long locks of red and his uniform was one of a girls, stockings and all. He turned around, smiling with his redlined lips.

"Holy Merlin!" Remus replied still in shock. How long have I been reading? he thought. "No offense Pads, but if you're going through a gender identity crisis I don't recommend the red hair."

Sirius chuckled, "No worries, mate. I'm pranking Prongs. Every time he thinks he sees Evans, it'll be me." Remus nodded, trying to follow along with the ridiculous plan. "If I were a girl, I'd totally date me. Actually, I'd date you, Moony. You've got boyfriend material."

"I should feel flattered, but I'm still a little creeped out."

"I really think red's my color."

"I don't."

"Fine. I'll dye my hair before the wedding."

Remus laughed, playing along. "Prongs will be your best man and Peter will be mine."

"You reckon Minnie will marry us?"

"Of course. And Hagrid can be the flower girl."

Sirius clapped his hands together, "Brilliant!"

"I think it's settled! Fall wedding?"

"I love it. Let's go to Australia for the honeymoon."

"Done."

"Well, I've got to go flirt with Prongs now, see you later mate."