17. pineapple on pizza

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"Do you smoke?"

"Why do you ask? Got a thing for bad boys? I gotta say, Nessa, I thought you were better than that."

"God no, I've been working on this joke—"

"If you think I haven't heard the Nico likes nicotine joke enough times, you probably also think pineapple belongs on pizza."

"It does! It makes the perfect combination of sweet and savoury! It's like sweet and sour sauce! Or French fries dipped in milkshakes! It just works."

"Pineapple on pizza is like ketchup on ice cream, Nessa! It is a violation of all that is good and right in this world and I will not stand for it, I tell you! I will not stand for it!"

"Why are you getting so into this? Who hurt you?"

"PINEAPPLES."

"Yes, of course. I'm so sorry for your loss, Nico."

"...thank you."

"So, apart from your illogical hatred for pineapple and obviously unstable mentality, how's life?"

"Seriously? That's all you got? No roast or burn? Not even a gentle sizzle? Like a sausage?"

"I dunno, Nico. I'm just out of it today. My moves aren't feelin' the jagger."

"Dang, okay, Debby Downer. Well, I beat Terry at Mario Kart today. For the first time ever."

"Really?! Good job, Nico. I knew you could do it."

"Terry looked like someone shat in his mouth and then pissed on his face. It was fantastic."

"Well that was... graphic."

"It was spectacular. Listen, Nessa, are you okay? You sound like yourself but I still... feel like something's off."

"Y— yeah! Of course! I just... miss Niffy. She left yesterday. I'm fine, Nico. Really."

"Fine doesn't cut it, Nessa. Not with me."

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pen pineapple apple pen was quite possibly the worst thing to ever exist

i had that STUPID song stuck in my head for a solid week, do you have any idea how long a week is?

SEVEN DAYS

SEVEN DAYS OF THAT GOD DAMNED SONG

i wanted to die.

++pineapple on pizza is NOT THAT bad idk what everyone is overreacting for

+++did yall catch the low key shade towards wattpad bad boy books orrr ;))

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xoxo, Sierra