01. allergy kinks

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"Hello?"

"Niffy! You won't bel— wait, hello?"

"Yes, hi. I'm still here. Please continue, what is it won't I believe?"

"Who are you?"

"Niffy, apparently. Although, I'm applying for a legal name change very soon. Seriously, were her parents hoping for a dog or something? Niffy?"

"I'm sorry, who is this? Are you her boy toy for the night? I swear, she goes through you guys faster than I go through Kleenex when I have a cold."

"God, I love it when women talk about their allergies to me. Baby, tell me more about your strategies to nose blowing."

"Sweet Jesus, she really has the worst taste."

"Really? I'd say she has the best."

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Alr in love with him tbh.

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xoxo, Sierra